There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,<\/p>\n
\u2018Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.\u2019<\/p>\n
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.<\/p>\n
Whoa there, said the doctor, \u2018Don\u2019t be in such a rush to put that lantern down.<\/p>\n
I think there\u2019s another one coming.\u2019<\/p>\n
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.<\/p>\n
\u2018Hold that lantern up, don\u2019t set it down there\u2019s another one!\u2019 said the doctor.<\/p>\n
Within a few minutes, he had delivered a third baby.<\/p>\n
\u2018No, don\u2019t be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there\u2019s yet another one coming!\u2019 cried the doctor.<\/p>\n
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, \u201cYou reckon it might be the light that\u2019s attractin\u2019 \u2019em?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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