{"id":6397,"date":"2025-05-06T05:17:42","date_gmt":"2025-05-06T04:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6397"},"modified":"2025-05-06T05:17:42","modified_gmt":"2025-05-06T04:17:42","slug":"a-woman-walked-into-a-pet-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6397","title":{"rendered":"A woman walked into a pet shop"},"content":{"rendered":"

A woman walked into a pet shop and immediately noticed a large, beautiful parrot with a price tag of just $50.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201cWhy so cheap?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n

The shop owner hesitated. \u201cI\u2019ve got to be honest with you\u2026 this parrot used to live in a b.r.o.thel. It might say some inappropriate things.\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman thought for a moment, then shrugged. \u201cI\u2019ve heard worse. I\u2019ll take him.\u201d<\/p>\n

She brought the bird home, hung the cage in the living room, and waited.<\/p>\n

The parrot looked around its new surroundings, then at the woman, and said:
\n\u201cNew house, new madam.\u201d<\/p>\n

A little shocked, she laughed it off.<\/p>\n

Later that afternoon, her two teenage daughters came home from school.<\/p>\n

The parrot observed them and said: \u201cNew house, new madam, new girls.\u201d<\/p>\n

The daughters burst out laughing, though slightly embarrassed.<\/p>\n

But then the husband walked in from work.<\/p>\n

The parrot tilted its head, gave him a long look, and said: \u201cNew house, new madam, new girls\u2026 old clients!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n

\n

A Man Goes Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

One day, a man goes to a pet store to buy a parrot.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks him to choose one.<\/p>\n

The man asks, \u201cHow much does the yellow cost?\u201d<\/p>\n

The assistant says, \u201c$2000\u201d.<\/p>\n

The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it is so expensive.<\/p>\n

The assistant explains, \u201cThis parrot is a very special one. He knows to typewrite and can type really fast.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat about the green one?\u201d the man asks.<\/p>\n

The assistant says, \u201cHe costs $5000 because he knows to typewrite and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat about the red one?\u201d the man asks.<\/p>\n

The assistant says, \u201cThat one\u2019s $10000.\u201d<\/p>\n

The man says, \u201cWhat does HE do?\u201d<\/p>\n

The assistant says, \u201cI don\u2019t know, but the other two call him boss.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A woman walked into a pet shop and immediately noticed a large, beautiful parrot with a price tag of just $50. \u201cWhy so cheap?\u201d she asked. The shop owner hesitated. \u201cI\u2019ve got to be honest with you\u2026 this parrot used to live in a b.r.o.thel. It might say some inappropriate things.\u201d The woman thought for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6397"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6398,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6397\/revisions\/6398"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}