{"id":6380,"date":"2025-05-05T12:24:31","date_gmt":"2025-05-05T11:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6380"},"modified":"2025-05-05T12:24:31","modified_gmt":"2025-05-05T11:24:31","slug":"a-blonde-walked-into-a-flight-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6380","title":{"rendered":"A blonde walked into a flight school"},"content":{"rendered":"

A blonde walked into a flight school, determined to learn how to fly.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

With all the planes in use, the owner offered to teach her how to pilot a solo helicopter instead.<\/p>\n

He showed her the basics, started the helicopter for her, and sent her off.<\/p>\n

After climbing to 1,000 feet, she radioed in: \u201cI\u2019m doing great! I love it up here! The view is amazing, and I\u2019m getting the hang of this.\u201d<\/p>\n

At 2,000 feet, she checked in again, saying how easy it was and how much fun she was having. The instructor smiled, but as she climbed to 3,000 feet, he started to get worried since she hadn\u2019t radioed in.<\/p>\n

Minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.<\/p>\n

He rushed to the scene and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she replied: \u201cI don\u2019t know! Everything was going fine, but as I went higher, it started getting cold. I can\u2019t really remember much after I turned off the big fan!\u201d<\/p>\n

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A Rich Blonde Buying A New Sports Car<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car does not move at all.<\/p>\n

After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers, and they send out a technician to her.<\/p>\n

The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, \u201cMa\u2019am, are you sure you are using the right gears?\u201d<\/p>\n

Angry, the rich blonde replies, \u201cHow on earth could you ask such a question!? I\u2019m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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