{"id":6374,"date":"2025-05-05T12:21:34","date_gmt":"2025-05-05T11:21:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6374"},"modified":"2025-05-05T12:21:34","modified_gmt":"2025-05-05T11:21:34","slug":"this-guy-sticks-his-head-into-a-busy-barbershop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6374","title":{"rendered":"This guy sticks his head into a busy barbershop"},"content":{"rendered":"

So this guy sticks his head into a busy barbershop and goes, \u201cHey buddy, how long before I can get a haircut?\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The barber glances around the packed shop and says, \u201cAbout two hours.\u201d<\/p>\n

The guy nods\u2026 and walks out.<\/p>\n

A few days later, the same guy pops his head in again.<\/p>\n

\u201cHow long before I can get a haircut?\u201d<\/p>\n

Barber looks up from his clippers, scans the room.<\/p>\n

\u201cStill about two hours.\u201d<\/p>\n

Guy leaves. No haircut. Just\u2026 gone.<\/p>\n

Then, about a week later, here comes the same dude\u2014
\npokes his head in and asks: \u201cHow long before I can get a haircut?\u201d<\/p>\n

This time the barber says, \u201cHour and a half.\u201d<\/p>\n

The guy? Yep. Leaves again.<\/p>\n

Now the barber\u2019s curious. He turns to his buddy Joey, sitting in the waiting chair and says,
\n\u201cHey Joey, I\u2019ll give you a free haircut if you follow that guy and find out where the heck he goes.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joey grins. \u201cYou got it.\u201d<\/p>\n

About 30 minutes later, Joey comes stumbling back into the shop\u2014wheezing, gasping, laughing so hard he\u2019s crying.<\/p>\n

Barber goes, \u201cWhat? What\u2019s so funny?! Where\u2019d he go??\u201d<\/p>\n

Joey wipes a tear and yells\u2014 \u201cTO YOUR HOUSE!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

A wife accused her husband of cheating<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

One morning, a man was quietly reading his newspaper when his wife crept up behind him and whacked him on the back of his head.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Shocked, the man asked, \u201cWhat was that for?\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife replied, \u201cWhat was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary written on it?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh honey, remember when I went to the horse races two weeks ago? \u201cMary was the name of one of the horses I bet on,\u201d the man replied.<\/p>\n

The wife looked satisfied and apologized before kissing him and walking away.<\/p>\n

Three days later he was sitting in his chair reading again when the wife returned.<\/p>\n

This time she slapped him across the face.<\/p>\n

The man held his cheek and asked, \u201cWhat was that for this time?\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife answered, \u201cYour horse called.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So this guy sticks his head into a busy barbershop and goes, \u201cHey buddy, how long before I can get a haircut?\u201d The barber glances around the packed shop and says, \u201cAbout two hours.\u201d The guy nods\u2026 and walks out. A few days later, the same guy pops his head in again. \u201cHow long before […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6374"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6375,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6374\/revisions\/6375"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}