{"id":6372,"date":"2025-05-05T12:20:57","date_gmt":"2025-05-05T11:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6372"},"modified":"2025-05-05T12:20:57","modified_gmt":"2025-05-05T11:20:57","slug":"a-woman-was-flying-from-melbourne-to-brisbane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6372","title":{"rendered":"A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane."},"content":{"rendered":"

A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane.<\/h2>\n

Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.<\/p>\n

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.<\/p>\n

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, \u201cKathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?\u201d<\/p>\n

The blind lady replied, \u201cNo thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.\u201d<\/p>\n

Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!<\/p>\n

Have a great day and remember\u2026\u2026 Things aren\u2019t always what they appear to be.<\/p>\n

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There are two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua.<\/h2>\n

The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, \u201cLet\u2019s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.\u201d<\/p>\n

The guy with the Chihuahua says, \u201cWe can\u2019t go in there. We\u2019ve got dogs with us.\u201d<\/p>\n

The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, \u201cJust follow my lead.\u201d<\/p>\n

They walk over to the restaurant, and the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.<\/p>\n

The bouncer at the door says, \u201cSorry, mac, no pets allowed!\u201d<\/p>\n

The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, \u201cYou don\u2019t understand. This is my seeing-eye-dog.\u201d<\/p>\n

The bouncer says, \u201cA Doberman Pinscher?\u201d<\/p>\n

He answers, \u201cYes, they\u2019re using them now; they\u2019re very good and protect me from robbers, too.\u201d<\/p>\n

The man at the door says, \u201cCome on in.\u201d<\/p>\n

The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, \u201cWhat the heck!\u201d He puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.<\/p>\n

Once again the bouncer says, \u201cSorry, pal, no pets allowed!\u201d<\/p>\n

The guy with the Chihuahua says, \u201cYou don\u2019t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.\u201d<\/p>\n

The bouncer at the door says, \u201cA Chihuahua?\u201d<\/p>\n

The man with the Chihuahua says,\u00a0\u201cA Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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