{"id":6370,"date":"2025-05-05T12:20:10","date_gmt":"2025-05-05T11:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6370"},"modified":"2025-05-05T12:20:10","modified_gmt":"2025-05-05T11:20:10","slug":"when-husbands-get-too-clever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6370","title":{"rendered":"When Husbands Get Too Clever"},"content":{"rendered":"

One evening, a husband\u2014feeling a little too confident for his own good\u2014decided to tease his wife.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201cMaybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,\u201d he chuckled.<\/p>\n

\u201cCould take a few inches off your backside!\u201d<\/p>\n

Cue the awkward silence.<\/p>\n

His wife, however, was not one to let such comments go unanswered.<\/p>\n

The next morning, as the husband reached into his drawer for a fresh pair of underwear, a mysterious puff of powder burst into the air.<\/p>\n

He coughed and blinked. \u201cWhat the heck?!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAPRIL!\u201d he called out, holding the underwear at arm\u2019s length. \u201cWhy is there talcum powder in my boxers?!\u201d<\/p>\n

From the bathroom, his wife called back sweetly: \u201cOh, honey\u2026 that\u2019s not talcum powder. It\u2019s Miracle-Gro.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A woman\u2019s husband had been drifting in and out of a coma for months<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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A woman\u2019s husband had been drifting in and out of a coma for months, but she never left his side.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Every single day, she sat by him, holding his hand and hoping for his recovery.<\/p>\n

One day, he finally opened his eyes, looked around, and motioned for her to come closer.<\/p>\n

She leaned in, her heart racing with relief and joy. His voice was weak, but he managed to whisper, tears glistening in his eyes, \u201cYou know something? You\u2019ve been with me through every tough moment in my life.\u201d<\/p>\n

She smiled warmly as he continued, \u201cWhen I lost my job, you were there for me. When my business went under, you stood by my side. When I got s.h.o.t, you were right there in the hospital. When we lost the house, you stayed with me. And when my health started to fail, you never left.\u201d<\/p>\n

Her heart swelled with emotion as she whispered back, \u201cOh, darling, that\u2019s so sweet. What are you trying to say?\u201d<\/p>\n

He took a deep breath, looked her in the eye, and said, \u201cI think you\u2019re cursed.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One evening, a husband\u2014feeling a little too confident for his own good\u2014decided to tease his wife. \u201cMaybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,\u201d he chuckled. \u201cCould take a few inches off your backside!\u201d Cue the awkward silence. His wife, however, was not one to let such comments go unanswered. The next morning, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6370"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6371,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6370\/revisions\/6371"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}