{"id":6368,"date":"2025-05-05T12:19:30","date_gmt":"2025-05-05T11:19:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6368"},"modified":"2025-05-05T12:19:30","modified_gmt":"2025-05-05T11:19:30","slug":"two-nuns-were-shopping-at-a-7-11-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6368","title":{"rendered":"TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE."},"content":{"rendered":"

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, \u201cWouldn\u2019t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The second nun answered, \u201cIndeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI can handle that without a problem\u201d the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out<\/p>\n

the cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe use beer for washing our hair\u201d the nun said, \u201cback at our nunnery, we call it catholic shampoo.\u201d<\/p>\n

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.<\/p>\n

He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: \u201cThe curlers are on the house.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n

\n

A Priest and a Nun Get Lost in a Blizzard<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Being exhausted, they prepared to fall asleep. There was a pile of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor, but only one bed.<\/p>\n

As a gentleman, the priest said: \u201cSister, you sleep on the bed. I\u2019ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.\u201d<\/p>\n

The moment he got zipped up in the bag and was slowly falling asleep, the nun said: \u201cFather, I\u2019m cold.<\/p>\n

He opened the sleeping bag, got up, took a blanket, and put it on her.<\/p>\n

Once again, he climbed back into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and began to fall asleep when the nun said again: \u201cFather, I am still very cold.\u201d<\/p>\n

He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her, and got back into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said: \u201cFather, I\u2019m sooooo cold.\u201d<\/p>\n

This time he stood there and winked at the woman and smiled. Then he said: \u201cSister, I have an idea. We are here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let\u2019s pretend we\u2019re married.\u201d<\/p>\n

The nun purred: \u201cThat\u2019s fine with me.\u201d<\/p>\n

To which\u00a0the priest<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0yelled out: \u201cOkay, so get up and get your own stupid blanket!\u201d<\/p>\n

Oh, the beauty of marriage!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, \u201cWouldn\u2019t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?\u201d The second nun answered, \u201cIndeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6369,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6368\/revisions\/6369"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}