A woman goes to her boyfriend\u2019s parents\u2019 house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.<\/p>\n
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.<\/p>\n
It wasn\u2019t loud, but everyone at the table heard thepouf. Before she even had a chanceto be embarrassed, her boyfriend\u2019s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman\u2019s feet and said in a rather stern voice, \u201cSkippy!\u201d. The woman thought, \u201cThis is great!\u201d and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. <\/p>\n
This time, she didn\u2019t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, \u201cDammit Skippy!\u201d Once again the woman smiled and thought \u201cYes!\u201d. A few minutes laterthe woman had to let another one rip.<\/p>\n
This time she didn\u2019t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, \u201dDammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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