{"id":6358,"date":"2025-05-03T17:01:09","date_gmt":"2025-05-03T16:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6358"},"modified":"2025-05-03T17:01:09","modified_gmt":"2025-05-03T16:01:09","slug":"blonde-in-store-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6358","title":{"rendered":"Blonde in store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, \u201cWhat is that shiny object?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>The clerk replies, \u201cThat is a thermos. \u201cThe blonde then asks, \u201cWhat does it do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The clerk responds, \u201cIt keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>The blonde says, \u201cOh! I could use some-thing like that! I\u2019ll take it! <\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe next day, as she walks into work with her new thermos she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, \u201cI just got this yesterday, isn\u2019t it wonderful! It\u2019s a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe boss asks, \u201cAnd what do you have in it? \u201cThe blonde replies, \u201cSome coffee and a popsicle.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, \u201cWhat is that shiny object?\u201c The clerk replies, \u201cThat is a thermos. \u201cThe blonde then asks, \u201cWhat does it do?\u201d The clerk responds, \u201cIt keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.\u201c The blonde says, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6359,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6358\/revisions\/6359"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}