So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth.<\/p>\n
\u201cForgive me, Father, for I have sinned.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest says, \u201cAlright, my son, what did you do?\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy goes, \u201cWell\u2026 about a month ago, I stayed late at the library. When I went to leave, it started pouring like CRAZY. The librarian and I got stuck there all night and, uh\u2026 let\u2019s just say we made the most of the storm. \ud83d\ude2c\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest raises an eyebrow but says, \u201cThat\u2019s not great, but if it was a one-time thing, God can forgive that.\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy takes a deep breath and says, \u201cYeah, but\u2026 about a week ago, I helped my neighbor fix her window shutters. Same deal\u2014huge downpour outta nowhere. Couldn\u2019t leave. One thing led to another\u2026 and well, it was another stormy situation, if you know what I mean.\u201d<\/p>\n
At this point, the priest just sits there in total silence.<\/p>\n
The guy starts sobbing, \u201cFather, what do I do now?!\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest jumps up and shouts, \u201cYou need to get outta here, my son\u2014before it starts raining again!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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