{"id":6317,"date":"2025-04-29T06:36:41","date_gmt":"2025-04-29T05:36:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6317"},"modified":"2025-04-29T06:36:41","modified_gmt":"2025-04-29T05:36:41","slug":"little-johnny-walked-into-an-ice-cream-shop-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6317","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop"},"content":{"rendered":"

One hot summer day, Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop with a big grin on his face.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

He strolled up to the counter, where the old shopkeeper was cleaning some ice cream scoops.<\/p>\n

Johnny looked up and asked, \u201cHey mister, do you have broccoli ice cream?\u201d<\/p>\n

The shopkeeper chuckled. \u201cBroccoli ice cream? No, kid, we don\u2019t sell that!\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny shrugged and walked out.<\/p>\n

The next day, Johnny came back.<\/p>\n

\u201cHey, mister, do you have broccoli ice cream today?\u201d<\/p>\n

The shopkeeper frowned. \u201cNo, Johnny, I told you yesterday\u2014we don\u2019t have broccoli ice cream!\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny just nodded and left.<\/p>\n

The third day, Johnny returned again.<\/p>\n

\u201cHey mister, do you have broccoli ice cream?\u201d<\/p>\n

The shopkeeper groaned. \u201cKid, for the last time, we don\u2019t have broccoli ice cream! We never had it, and we never will! Now stop asking!\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny sighed. \u201cOkay, okay, I get it.\u201d<\/p>\n

The next day, Johnny came back. The shopkeeper saw him coming and immediately shouted:<\/p>\n

\u201cJohnny! Let me guess\u2014you\u2019re here to ask about broccoli ice cream?\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny smiled. \u201cWow, mister, you\u2019re really smart!\u201d<\/p>\n

The shopkeeper grinned, proud of himself. \u201cWell, of course I am! I know everything about my shop!\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny smirked. \u201cOh yeah? Then do you have chocolate ice cream?\u201d<\/p>\n

The shopkeeper nodded. \u201cOf course!\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny grinned wider. \u201cAnd do you have vanilla ice cream?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, we do,\u201d the shopkeeper replied, now slightly confused.<\/p>\n

Johnny leaned in closer. \u201cAnd do you have strawberry ice cream?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, Johnny, we have strawberry ice cream,\u201d the shopkeeper sighed.<\/p>\n

Johnny crossed his arms. \u201cThen let me ask you this\u2026 if you have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry\u2026 WHY DON\u2019T YOU HAVE BROCCOLI ICE CREAM?!\u201d<\/p>\n

The shopkeeper nearly fainted.<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n

\n

Little Johnny Counts to 10<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201cYes,\u201d he says. \u201cMy daddy taught me.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cCan you tell me what comes after three?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cFour,\u201d answers little Johnny.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat comes after six?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSeven,\u201d answers little Johnny.<\/p>\n

\u201cVery good,\u201d says the teacher.<\/p>\n

\u201cYour father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cA jack,\u201d answers little Johnny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One hot summer day, Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop with a big grin on his face. He strolled up to the counter, where the old shopkeeper was cleaning some ice cream scoops. Johnny looked up and asked, \u201cHey mister, do you have broccoli ice cream?\u201d The shopkeeper chuckled. \u201cBroccoli ice cream? No, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6318,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6317\/revisions\/6318"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}