Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Toronto on the train.<\/p>\n
A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas that they\u2019d never seen before.<\/p>\n
Each bought one.<\/p>\n
The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.<\/p>\n
When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across at her friend and said, \u201cI wouldn\u2019t eat that if I were you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy not?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
..<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
\u201cI took one bite and went blind for half a minute.\u201d<\/p>\n
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A man was Promoted to Montreal<\/p>\n
Boss: Congratulations! I\u2019m promoting you to manage our Montreal office!<\/p>\n
The young man (disappointed): But sir! There\u2019s nothing up there but bar girls and hockey players.<\/p>\n
Boss (now insulted): I\u2019ll have you know that MY MOTHER is from Montreal!<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
..<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
The young man (thinking fast):\u00a0No kidding? What hockey team did she play on?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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