A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road.<\/p>\n
They both have shovels. One of the blondes digs a hole, and the other immediately fills it in.<\/p>\n
The man watches them for a few hours and finally approaches them, \u201cYou guys look like you\u2019re working hard.<\/p>\n
But I\u2019m not sure what you\u2019re trying to accomplish.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
..<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
One of the blondes replies, \u201cWell, there\u2019s usually three of us, but the one that plants the trees is sick.\u201d<\/p>\n
Martin had just received his brand new driver\u2019s license.<\/p>\n
Martin had just received his brand new driver\u2019s license.<\/p>\n
The family troops out to the driveway and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ll bet you\u2019re back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,\u201d says the beaming boy to his father.<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
..<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
\u201cNope,\u201d comes Dad\u2019s reply, \u201cI\u2019m gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you\u2019ve been doing to me all these years.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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