In a moment of confession, a nun revealed to the priest, \u201cFather, I have sinned. We took in a homeless man and gave him shelter, but I couldn\u2019t help myself \u2013 I peeked at his private parts through the keyhole.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest offered words of comfort, \u201cMy child, do not be ashamed. Say a Hail Mary and wash your eyes in the holy water, and all will be forgiven.\u201d<\/p>\n
The next nun in line confessed, \u201cFather, I too have sinned. I took it a step further and touched his private parts with my hand.\u201d<\/p>\n
Again, the priest offered absolution, \u201cSay a Hail Mary and wash your hands in the holy water, and all will be forgiven.\u201d<\/p>\n
But then, a commotion erupted as two nuns cut in front of each other, leading to a heated hair-pulling fight.<\/p>\n
The priest intervened, \u201cSisters, stop this at once! What has come over you?\u201d<\/p>\n
One nun pointed to the other and exclaimed, \u201cI want to use the holy water first, before she washes her\u2026ahem\u2026with it!\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest\u2019s face turned red as he tried to restore order, realizing that perhaps the holy water was not the only thing that needed cleansing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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