It was this little girl\u2019s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.<\/p>\n
She replied, \u201cHappy Butt.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher said, \u201cHoney I don\u2019t think that\u2019s your name. You need to go to the principal\u2019s office and get this straightened out.\u201d<\/p>\n
So she went to the principal\u2019s office and he asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s your name?\u201d<\/p>\n
And the little girl said, \u201cHappy Butt.\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal called the girl\u2019s mother to get this straightened out once and for all.<\/p>\n
After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, \u201cHoney, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.\u201d<\/p>\n
Grinning from ear to ear, the girl then exclaimed, \u201cGlad Ass, Happy Butt, what\u2019s the difference?!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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