{"id":6255,"date":"2025-04-25T11:13:01","date_gmt":"2025-04-25T10:13:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6255"},"modified":"2025-04-25T11:13:01","modified_gmt":"2025-04-25T10:13:01","slug":"a-couple-goes-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6255","title":{"rendered":"A Couple Goes In A Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Couple Goes In A Bar<\/p>\n<p>The wife says,<br \/>\n\u201cHey! Look at that funny guy who\u2019s been drinking a lot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband responds,<br \/>\n\u201cWho is he?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wife answers,<br \/>\n\u201cWell, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him marriage.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, my God! He\u2019s still celebrating his freedom!\u201d says the husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Couple Goes In A Bar The wife says, \u201cHey! Look at that funny guy who\u2019s been drinking a lot.\u201d The husband responds, \u201cWho is he?\u201d The wife answers, \u201cWell, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him marriage.\u201d \u201cOh, my God! He\u2019s still celebrating his freedom!\u201d says the husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6256,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6255\/revisions\/6256"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}