{"id":6249,"date":"2025-04-25T11:10:42","date_gmt":"2025-04-25T10:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6249"},"modified":"2025-04-25T11:10:42","modified_gmt":"2025-04-25T10:10:42","slug":"four-catholic-men-and-a-catholic-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6249","title":{"rendered":"Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman"},"content":{"rendered":"

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter\u2019s Square.<\/h2>\n

The first Catholic man tells his friends, \u201cMy son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him \u2018Father\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n

The second Catholic man chirps, \u201cMy son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him \u2018Your Grace\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n

The third Catholic gent says, \u201cMy son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says \u2018Your Eminence\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, \u201cMy son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him \u2018Your Holiness\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, \u201cWell\u2026 ?\u201d<\/p>\n

She proudly replies, \u201cI have a daughter, SLIM, TALL, 38D BREASTS, 24\u2033WAIST and, 36\u2033HIPS. When she walks into a room, people say, \u201cJesus Christ !\u201d<\/p>\n

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Four friends, who hadn\u2019t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a Party.<\/h2>\n

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.<\/p>\n

The first guy said, \u2018My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel He studied Economics And Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he\u2019s the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.\u2018<\/p>\n

The second guy said, \u2018Darn, that\u2019s terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He\u2019s so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.\u2019<\/p>\n

The third man said: \u2018Well, that\u2019s terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.\u2018<\/p>\n

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: \u2018What are all the congratulations for?\u2019<\/p>\n

One of the three said: \u2018We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. \u2026What about your son?\u2018<\/p>\n

The fourth man replied: \u2018My son is gay and makes a living dancing at a nightclub.\u2018<\/p>\n

The three friends said: \u2018What a shame\u2026 What a disappointment. \u2018<\/p>\n

The fourth man replied: \u2018No, I\u2019m not ashamed. He\u2019s my son and I love him. And he hasn\u2019t done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.\u2018<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter\u2019s Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, \u201cMy son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him \u2018Father\u2019.\u201d The second Catholic man chirps, \u201cMy son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6249"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6250,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6249\/revisions\/6250"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}