{"id":6241,"date":"2025-04-25T11:08:01","date_gmt":"2025-04-25T10:08:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6241"},"modified":"2025-04-25T11:08:01","modified_gmt":"2025-04-25T10:08:01","slug":"a-blonde-bought-a-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6241","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde bought a tree."},"content":{"rendered":"

A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree<\/p>\n

A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves all fell. She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and asked for an explanation.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, I know exactly what\u2019s wrong with your magnolia tree, ma\u2019am,\u201d said the manager.<\/p>\n

\u201cGood,\u201d she replied. \u201cWhat happened to my tree?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2026<\/p>\n

..<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

\u201cAutumn!\u201d he said.<\/p>\n

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A new lumberjack<\/p>\n

A large, well-established, lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe and knocked on the head lumberjack\u2019s door.<\/p>\n

The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave.<\/p>\n

\u201cJust give me a chance to show you what I can do,\u201d said the skinny man.<\/p>\n

\u201cOkay, see that giant redwood over there?\u201d said the lumberjack. \u201cTake your axe and go cut it down.\u201d<\/p>\n

The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack\u2019s door.<\/p>\n

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\u201cI cut the tree down,\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n

The lumberjack couldn\u2019t believe his eyes and said: \u201cWhere did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIn the Sahara Forest,\u201d replied the man.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou mean the Sahara Desert,\u201d said the lumberjack.<\/p>\n

\u2026<\/p>\n

..<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

The little man laughed and answered back:\u00a0\u201cSure, that\u2019s what they call it NOW!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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