Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.<\/p>\n
A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, \u201cExcuse me, ladies, I\u2019d like to see your fishing licenses.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe don\u2019t have any,\u201d replied the first blonde.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses.\u201d said the Game Warden.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut officer,\u201d replied the second blonde, \u201cwe aren\u2019t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we\u2019re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I know of no law against it,\u201d said the Game Warden, \u201ctake all the debris you want,\u201d and with that, the Game Warden left.<\/p>\n
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat a dumb Fish Cop,\u201d the second blonde said to the other two, \u201cdoesn\u2019t he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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