A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S., but couldn\u2019t land a job at a hospital. So, he decided to open his own little clinic and hung a sign outside that read:<\/p>\n
\u201cGet treatment for $20 \u2014 If not cured, get $100 back!\u201d<\/p>\n
One day, an American lawyer saw the sign and thought, \u201cEasy money!\u201d So he walked in.<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cDoc, I\u2019ve lost my sense of taste.\u201d
\nDoctor: \u201cNurse, bring medicine from box No. 22. Put three drops in the patient\u2019s mouth.\u201d
\nLawyer: \u201cUgh! That\u2019s kerosene!\u201d
\nDoctor: \u201cCongrats, your taste is back! That\u2019ll be $20.\u201d<\/p>\n
Annoyed but not giving up, the lawyer returned a few days later.<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cI\u2019ve lost my memory. I can\u2019t remember a thing.\u201d
\nDoctor: \u201cNurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put three drops in his mouth.\u201d
\nLawyer: \u201cHey \u2014 that\u2019s kerosene! You gave me this last time!\u201d
\nDoctor: \u201cCongrats, your memory\u2019s back! That\u2019ll be $20.\u201d<\/p>\n
Now fuming, the lawyer came back one last time, determined to win the $100.<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cDoc, my eyesight is so bad \u2014 I can\u2019t see a thing!\u201d
\nDoctor: \u201cI\u2019m sorry, I don\u2019t have any medicine for that. Here\u2019s your $100.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor handed him a $20 bill.<\/p>\n
Lawyer (squinting): \u201cHey, wait! This is only $20, not $100!\u201d
\nDoctor: \u201cCongrats, your eyesight\u2019s restored! That\u2019ll be $20.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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