Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies<\/p>\n
A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of twins.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s odd,\u201d answers the man<\/p>\n
\u201cI work for the Minnesota Twins!\u201d<\/p>\n
A nurse says to the second guy, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of triplets!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s weird,\u201d answers the second man<\/p>\n
\u201cI work for the 3M company!\u201d<\/p>\n
A nurse tells the third man, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of quadruplets!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s strange,\u201d he answers<\/p>\n
\u201cI work for the Four Seasons hotel!\u201d<\/p>\n
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d the others ask.<\/p>\n
\u201cI work for 7 Up!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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