{"id":6197,"date":"2025-04-23T13:03:58","date_gmt":"2025-04-23T12:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6197"},"modified":"2025-04-23T13:03:58","modified_gmt":"2025-04-23T12:03:58","slug":"a-blonde-enters-a-store-that-sells-curtains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6197","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains.<\/h2>\n<p>She tells the salesman, \u201cI would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.<\/p>\n<p>He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.<\/p>\n<p>Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.<\/p>\n<p>The blonde promptly replies, \u201cFifteen inches.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFifteen inches???\u201d asked the salesman. \u201cThat sounds very small, what room are they for?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde tells him that they aren\u2019t for a room, they are for her computer monitor.<\/p>\n<p>The surprised salesman replies, \u201cBut Miss, computers do not need curtains!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde says, \u201cHellllooooooooo \u2026 I\u2019ve got Windoooooows!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, \u201cI would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.\u201d The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6197"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6198,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6197\/revisions\/6198"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}