{"id":6193,"date":"2025-04-23T13:02:22","date_gmt":"2025-04-23T12:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6193"},"modified":"2025-04-23T13:02:22","modified_gmt":"2025-04-23T12:02:22","slug":"two-blondes-decided-to-split-a-can-of-diet-coke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6193","title":{"rendered":"Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Coke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Coke. One blonde opened the can and poured half the contents into her own glass, and half into her friend\u2019s glass.<\/p>\n<p>Before tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOnly one calorie per can,\u201d she read aloud.<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHmm,\u201d murmured the other blonde.\u00a0\u201cI wonder which glass has the calorie?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>==========================<\/p>\n<p>A parking guy suddenly disappears. A customer worried about him.<\/p>\n<p>After a decades-long career, the parking guy suddenly disappears. A worried customer goes to inquire.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat happened to the guy at the entrance who collected all the parking fees and even told us where free spots are? Did he retire?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The employee is somewhat confused.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSir, parking has been free ever since we opened.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Coke. One blonde opened the can and poured half the contents into her own glass, and half into her friend\u2019s glass. Before tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side. \u201cOnly one calorie per can,\u201d she read aloud. .. .. . [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6193"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6194,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6193\/revisions\/6194"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}