{"id":6166,"date":"2025-04-18T09:08:11","date_gmt":"2025-04-18T08:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6166"},"modified":"2025-04-18T09:08:11","modified_gmt":"2025-04-18T08:08:11","slug":"beer-for-me-beer-for-you-and-beer-for-everyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6166","title":{"rendered":"Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, \u201cBeer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone in the bar now.\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey, what about the payment? yells the bartender.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have no money,\u201d the man replies.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender hears that and b-e.ats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.<\/p>\n<p>The next evening, the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, \u201cBeer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bartender thinks, \u201cThe man can\u2019t be stupid enough to do the same trick twice; he must have enough money tonight,\u201d and gives beer to everyone.<\/p>\n<p>After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey, what about the payment?\u201d yells the bartender.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have no money,\u201d the man replies.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender hears that and b-e.ats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.<\/p>\n<p>One evening later, the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, \u201cBeer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In disgust, the bartender asks, \u201cWhat, no beer for me this time?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNah,\u201d answers the man, \u201cyou get v-i.olent when you drink.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, \u201cBeer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone in the bar now.\u201d After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar. \u201cHey, what about the payment? yells the bartender. \u201cI have no money,\u201d the man replies. The bartender hears that and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6166"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6167,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6166\/revisions\/6167"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}