{"id":6162,"date":"2025-04-18T09:06:53","date_gmt":"2025-04-18T08:06:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6162"},"modified":"2025-04-18T09:06:53","modified_gmt":"2025-04-18T08:06:53","slug":"a-man-and-his-wife-were-in-a-fancy-resturant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6162","title":{"rendered":"A man and his wife were in a fancy resturant."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>A man and his wife were in a fancy restaurant.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>While ordering, they noticed that the waiter had a spoon in his shirt pocket, and after looking around, they observed the other waiters and busboys each had a similar spoon.<\/p>\n<p>So the husband says, \u201cWhat\u2019s with the spoon?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The waiter said, \u201cWell, we had this company come in and evaluate our time management, and they found that people drop their spoons 74.8% more often than any other utensil. So if we carry one with us, we can reduce the trips back to the kitchen by 3 hours per shift.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband was impressed.<\/p>\n<p>Sure enough, he dropped his spoon during dinner, and the waiter replaced it with his, stating, \u201cI\u2019ll just get another when I go to the kitchen for something else.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>While ordering dessert, the husband noted that the waiter had a very thin string hanging from the fly of his pants, as did the other waiters, so the husband asked, \u201cHey, there\u2019s a string on your pants.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The waiter tells him, \u201cNot all my customers are as observant as you\u2026 the same company found that we can reduce the amount of time spent in the bathroom by 2 hours each shift if we tie a string around the end of you-know-what, and when we have to go we just unzip and pull it out with the string completely eliminating the need to wash up and saving time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband was impressed, but asked, \u201cIt\u2019s a good idea, but how do you get it back in your pants?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>The waiter leaned close and whispered, \u201cWell, I don\u2019t know about the rest of them, but personally, I use the spoon.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife were in a fancy restaurant. While ordering, they noticed that the waiter had a spoon in his shirt pocket, and after looking around, they observed the other waiters and busboys each had a similar spoon. So the husband says, \u201cWhat\u2019s with the spoon?\u201d The waiter said, \u201cWell, we had this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6162"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6163,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6162\/revisions\/6163"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}