{"id":6152,"date":"2025-04-18T09:02:57","date_gmt":"2025-04-18T08:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6152"},"modified":"2025-04-18T09:02:57","modified_gmt":"2025-04-18T08:02:57","slug":"a-college-student-was-in-a-philosophy-class-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6152","title":{"rendered":"A college student was in a philosophy class"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists,<\/h2>\n<p>The professor had the following logic:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHas anyone in this class heard God?\u201d Nobody spoke.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHas anyone in this class touched God?\u201d Again, nobody spoke.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHas anyone in this class seen God?\u201d When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, \u201cThen there is no God.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak.<\/p>\n<p>The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHas anyone in this class heard our professor\u2019s brain?\u201d Silence.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHas anyone in this class touched our professor\u2019s brain?\u201d Absolute silence.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHas anyone in this class seen our professor\u2019s brain?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, \u201cThen, according to our professor\u2019s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic: \u201cHas anyone in this class heard God?\u201d Nobody spoke. \u201cHas anyone in this class touched God?\u201d Again, nobody spoke. \u201cHas anyone in this class seen God?\u201d When nobody spoke [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6153,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6152\/revisions\/6153"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}