{"id":6150,"date":"2025-04-18T09:02:02","date_gmt":"2025-04-18T08:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6150"},"modified":"2025-04-18T09:02:02","modified_gmt":"2025-04-18T08:02:02","slug":"a-blonde-looking-to-make-some-extra-cash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6150","title":{"rendered":"A blonde, looking to make some extra cash"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>A blonde, looking to make some extra cash, decided to do odd jobs around her rich neighborhood.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>At the first house, the man says, \u201cYou can paint my porch. How much?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c$50,\u201d she replies.<\/p>\n<p>He agrees, hands her the paint and brushes, and goes back inside. His wife, overhearing, raises an eyebrow.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDoes she even know the porch wraps around the whole house?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He shrugs. \u201cShe should. She was standing on it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Not long after, the blonde knocks on the door.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAll done!\u201d she beams. \u201cAnd I had enough paint left to give it two coats.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man, impressed, starts pulling out the cash when she adds with a smile: \u201cOh, and by the way\u2014it\u2019s not a porch\u2026 It\u2019s a Lexus.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good, funny joke!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde, looking to make some extra cash, decided to do odd jobs around her rich neighborhood. At the first house, the man says, \u201cYou can paint my porch. How much?\u201d \u201c$50,\u201d she replies. He agrees, hands her the paint and brushes, and goes back inside. His wife, overhearing, raises an eyebrow. \u201cDoes she even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6151,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6150\/revisions\/6151"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}