A depressed man walks into a bar and sits down. He looks at the bartender and says, \u201cGive me six double brandies.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender raises an eyebrow. \u201cRough day?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou could say that,\u201d the man sighs. \u201cI just found out my dad is gay.\u201d<\/p>\n
The next day, the same man returns, looking even more dejected. He orders another six double brandies.<\/p>\n
The bartender shakes his head. \u201cBack again? What happened this time?\u201d<\/p>\n
With a deep sigh, the man replies, \u201cI just found out my son is gay too.\u201d<\/p>\n
On the third day, the man stumbles in once more, looking completely defeated. Again, he orders six double brandies.<\/p>\n
The bartender, now genuinely concerned, leans in and asks, \u201cJeez, man\u2026 does anyone in your family like women?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man downs his drink and mutters, \u201cYeah\u2026 my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A depressed man walks into a bar and sits down. He looks at the bartender and says, \u201cGive me six double brandies.\u201d The bartender raises an eyebrow. \u201cRough day?\u201d \u201cYou could say that,\u201d the man sighs. \u201cI just found out my dad is gay.\u201d The next day, the same man returns, looking even more dejected. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6141"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6142,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6141\/revisions\/6142"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}