{"id":6139,"date":"2025-04-16T08:01:10","date_gmt":"2025-04-16T07:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6139"},"modified":"2025-04-16T08:01:10","modified_gmt":"2025-04-16T07:01:10","slug":"a-newlywed-blonde-phones-her-mother-and-sobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6139","title":{"rendered":"A newlywed blonde phones her mother and sobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A newlywed blonde phones her mother and sobs,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSteve doesn\u2019t appreciate the things I do for him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow, now, dear,\u201d her mother replies, in an attempt to comfort her. \u201cI\u2019m sure it was all just a misunderstanding.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, mother,\u201d the young bride wails, \u201cI bought a frozen turkey loaf for Thansgiving and he screamed at me because of the price.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, that is being a little cheap,\u201d the mother agrees. \u201cThose turkey rolls don\u2019t cost more than a few of dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt wasn\u2019t the cost of the turkey roll he was upset about, mother,\u201d says the blonde, \u201cit was the airplane ticket.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAirplane ticket?\u201d What are you talking about?\u201d asks the confused mother. \u201cWhy did you need an airplane ticket?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, mother,\u201d the blonde explains, \u201cwhen I went to prepare the turkey roll, I checked the directions on the back. It said, \u2018Prepare from a frozen state\u2019, so I flew to Alaska!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A newlywed blonde phones her mother and sobs, \u201cSteve doesn\u2019t appreciate the things I do for him.\u201d \u201cNow, now, dear,\u201d her mother replies, in an attempt to comfort her. \u201cI\u2019m sure it was all just a misunderstanding.\u201d \u201cNo, mother,\u201d the young bride wails, \u201cI bought a frozen turkey loaf for Thansgiving and he screamed at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6139"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6140,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6139\/revisions\/6140"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}