{"id":6137,"date":"2025-04-16T08:00:37","date_gmt":"2025-04-16T07:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6137"},"modified":"2025-04-16T08:00:37","modified_gmt":"2025-04-16T07:00:37","slug":"paddy-and-maddy-go-look-for-a-christmas-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6137","title":{"rendered":"Paddy and Maddy go look for a Christmas Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Christmas time and Paddy and Maddy decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.<\/p>\n<p>They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Maddy brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Paddy to look at it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, Paddy, What do you think?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSorry, Maddy, this tree won\u2019t do. Let\u2019s try another one\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>They come upon another nice tree, Shaun brushes it off, and they both look at it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow about this one, Paddy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot quite, Maddy. Let\u2019s keep looking\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>This goes on until nightfall. Both Paddy and Maddy are cold, tired, and hungry.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, Paddy, what do we do now?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMaddy, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Christmas time and Paddy and Maddy decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Maddy brushes off the first tree, and stands [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6138,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6137\/revisions\/6138"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}