A chicken farmer walked into a local bar, sat down next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.<\/p>\n
The woman perks up and says, \u201cHow about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat a coincidence,\u201d he said, \u201cThis is a special day for me, I\u2019m celebrating.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThis is a special day for me, too, and I\u2019m also celebrating!\u201d says the woman.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat a coincidence,\u201d says the man.<\/p>\n
As they clinked glasses he asked, \u201cWhat are you celebrating?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I\u2019m pregnant!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat a coincidence,\u201d says the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were i-n.fertile, but today they\u2019re finally laying f-e.rtilized eggs.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s great!\u201d says the woman, \u201cHow did your chickens become f-e.rtile?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI switched cocks,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n
She smiled and said, \u201cWhat a coincidence!\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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