{"id":6117,"date":"2025-04-16T07:51:48","date_gmt":"2025-04-16T06:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6117"},"modified":"2025-04-16T07:51:48","modified_gmt":"2025-04-16T06:51:48","slug":"the-trucker-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6117","title":{"rendered":"The Trucker Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCan you tell me the time, please?\u201d asks a jogger.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, it\u2019s 4:30,\u201d answers the trucker. He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s 4:40!\u201d yells the trucker.<\/p>\n<p>Deciding to really try to sleep a little, he writes on a piece of paper: I DON\u2019T KNOW THE TIME. He sticks the paper in his windshield.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>But he is awoken again. \u2018It\u2019s 5:25,\u201d says another jogger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab. \u201cCan you tell me the time, please?\u201d asks a jogger. \u201cYeah, it\u2019s 4:30,\u201d answers the trucker. He falls asleep [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6118,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6117\/revisions\/6118"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}