{"id":6113,"date":"2025-04-16T07:50:31","date_gmt":"2025-04-16T06:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6113"},"modified":"2025-04-16T07:50:31","modified_gmt":"2025-04-16T06:50:31","slug":"a-man-was-walking-in-the-street","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6113","title":{"rendered":"A man was walking in the street"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cStop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.<\/p>\n<p>Once again the voice shouted: \u201cStop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere are you?\u201d the man asked. \u201cWho are you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am your guardian angel,\u201d the voice answered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh yeah?\u201d the man asked\u2026 \u201cAnd where were you when I got married?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: \u201cStop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.\u201d The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6114,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6113\/revisions\/6114"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}