A man was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals.<\/p>\n
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, sir, I have some good news & some bad news.<\/p>\n
The good news is that you are going to be OK.<\/p>\n
The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s the bad news?\u201d asked the hunter.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I\u2019m going to have to refer you to my sister.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I guess that isn\u2019t too bad,\u201d the hunter replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cIs your sister a plastic surgeon?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201d Not exactly answered the doctor\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019s a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She\u2019s going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don\u2019t piss in your eye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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