{"id":6092,"date":"2025-04-14T13:42:44","date_gmt":"2025-04-14T12:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6092"},"modified":"2025-04-14T13:42:44","modified_gmt":"2025-04-14T12:42:44","slug":"a-woman-walks-into-a-pharmacy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6092","title":{"rendered":"A woman walks into a pharmacy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019d like a poison that\u2019ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The pharmacist says, \u201cMa\u2019am, not only can I not do that for you,<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m going to have to call the police and report you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman removes something from her pocket and hands it to him.<\/p>\n<p>He looks at it and discovers that it\u2019s a picture of her husband making love to the pharmacist\u2019s wife.<\/p>\n<p>The pharmacist says, \u201cOh, you should have told me you had a prescription.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, \u201cI\u2019d like a poison that\u2019ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.\u201d The pharmacist says, \u201cMa\u2019am, not only can I not do that for you, I\u2019m going to have to call the police and report you.\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6093,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6092\/revisions\/6093"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}