{"id":6088,"date":"2025-04-14T13:40:02","date_gmt":"2025-04-14T12:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6088"},"modified":"2025-04-14T13:40:02","modified_gmt":"2025-04-14T12:40:02","slug":"funny-wife-discovers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6088","title":{"rendered":"Funny \u2013 Wife discovers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.<\/p>\n<p>His wife turns to him and asks, \u201cDo you know her?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d sighs the husband. She\u2019s my ex-wife.<\/p>\n<p>She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn\u2019t been sober since.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy God!\u201d says the wife.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, \u201cDo you know her?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d sighs the husband. She\u2019s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6088"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6089,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6088\/revisions\/6089"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}