A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on well.<\/p>\n
One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer\u2019s office and asked if he could arrange for a divorce for him\u2026.\u201dvery quick!!!\u201d The lawyer explained that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked these questions:<\/p>\n
Lawyer; \u201cHave you any grounds?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man; \u201cAn acre and a half and a nice 3 bedroom house!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer; \u201cNo, I mean what is the foundation of the case?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man; \u201cIt is made of concrete, bricks and mortar!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer; \u201cDoes either of you have a real grudge?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man; \u201cNo, we have a carport\u2026<\/p>\n
don\u2019t need a grudge!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer; \u201cI mean, what are your relations like?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man; \u201cAll my relations live in Poland!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer; \u201cIs there any infidelity in your marriage?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man; \u201cYes\u2026<\/p>\n
we have hi-fidelity stereo set and DVD player with 6.1 surround sound!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer; \u201cNo, I mean does your wife beat you up?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man; \u201cNo, I\u2019m always up before her!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer; \u201cwhy do you want this divorce?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man; \u201cShe is going to kill me!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer; \u201cWhat makes you think that?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man; \u201cI got proof!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer; \u201cWhat kind of proof?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man; \u201cShe going to poison me. She buy bottle at drug store and I read label. It say\u2026<\/p>\n
POLISH REMOVER!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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