{"id":6078,"date":"2025-04-14T13:35:34","date_gmt":"2025-04-14T12:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6078"},"modified":"2025-04-14T13:35:34","modified_gmt":"2025-04-14T12:35:34","slug":"man-sat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6078","title":{"rendered":"Man sat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs.<\/p>\n<p>3 Women walked past &#038; felt sorry for him. 1 said \u201cU ever had a hug?\u201d He said \u201cNo\u201d so she hugged him &#038; walked on.<\/p>\n<p>2nd said, \u201cU ever had a kiss?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He said \u201cNo\u201d so she kissed him &#038; walked on.<\/p>\n<p>3rd said, \u201cU have ever been fu**ed?\u201d He said \u201cNo\u201d as his eyes lit up\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026 she said, \u201cU will be when the tide comes in.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past &#038; felt sorry for him. 1 said \u201cU ever had a hug?\u201d He said \u201cNo\u201d so she hugged him &#038; walked on. 2nd said, \u201cU ever had a kiss?\u201d He said \u201cNo\u201d so she kissed him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6078"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6078\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6079,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6078\/revisions\/6079"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}