{"id":6060,"date":"2025-04-12T07:48:54","date_gmt":"2025-04-12T06:48:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6060"},"modified":"2025-04-12T07:48:54","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T06:48:54","slug":"teacher-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6060","title":{"rendered":"Teacher Was"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Young beautiful teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz \u201cbehind my back I\u2019ve got something red, round and you can eat it.<\/p>\n<p>What is it?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAn apple\u201d replied little Raymond<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d said the teacher \u201d it\u2019s a tomato but it shows you are thinking.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve now got something round, a greenish color you can eat it.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cAn apple,\u201d replied little Ian<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, it\u2019s an onion, but it shows you are thinking.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says \u201cI\u2019ve got something under my desk that\u2019s an inch long, white and it has a red end.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDirty little boy,\u201d said the teacher<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo it\u2019s a match, but it shows you were thinking,\u201d he answered<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Young beautiful teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz \u201cbehind my back I\u2019ve got something red, round and you can eat it. What is it?\u201d she asked. \u201cAn apple\u201d replied little Raymond \u201cNo,\u201d said the teacher \u201d it\u2019s a tomato but it shows you are thinking. \u201cI\u2019ve now got something [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6060"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6061,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6060\/revisions\/6061"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}