Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world.<\/p>\n
The first says,<\/p>\n
\u201cFor me, it must be the greatest Italian actress, Sophia Loren. Every man who ever saw her movies fantasized about her.\u201d<\/p>\n
The second man replies,<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s what I used to think, but now it must be this woman from the United States, Virginia Pipalini.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWho is that!? I\u2019ve never heard of her!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMe neither, but there\u2019s an article here in the newspaper that says she had s*x with 5,000 men in just one year. So she must be amazing.\u201d<\/p>\n
The first man grabs the newspaper and reads the headline:<\/p>\n
VIRGINIA PIPELINE LAID BY 5,000 MEN IN 12 MONTHS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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