An old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.<\/p>\n
\u201cGood morning,\u201d the young man said, \u201cif I could take a few minutes of your time, I would like to introduce you to the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners, straight from California.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGo away!\u201d said the old lady, \u201cI have no money for such things!\u201d and she proceeded to close the door.<\/p>\n
The young man quickly squeezed his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t be too hasty!\u201d he said. \u201cAt least wait until you\u2019ve seen my demonstration.\u201d<\/p>\n
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.<\/p>\n
\u201cIf this vacuum cleaner doesn\u2019t remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma\u2019am, I will personally eat the rest, cross my heart.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old Texas lady stepped back and said, \u201cWait here while I go get a spoon. Hope you have got a darn good appetite because they cut off my electricity this morning.\u201d<\/p>\n
More than he bargained for. That\u2019s for sure!<\/p>\n
If this story taught me anything, it\u2019s that you don\u2019t mess with Texas ladies \u2013 you might get more than what you bargained for!<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke makes you happy! Have a nice day!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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