A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.<\/p>\n
He stopped and asked the boy, \u201cWhere did you get that turkey?\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy replied, \u201cWhat turkey?\u201d<\/p>\n
The game warden said, \u201cThat turkey you\u2019re carrying under your arm.\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy looks down and said, \u201cWell, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!\u201d<\/p>\n
The game warden said, \u201cNow look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I\u2019m going to do to you.<\/p>\n
If you break his leg, I\u2019m gonna break your leg<\/p>\n
If you break his wing, I\u2019ll break your arm<\/p>\n
Whatever you do to him, I\u2019ll do to you<\/p>\n
So, what are you gonna do with him?\u201d<\/p>\n
The little boy said, \u201cI guess I\u2019ll just kiss his as.<\/p>\n
and let him go!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, \u201cWhere did you get that turkey?\u201d The boy replied, \u201cWhat turkey?\u201d The game warden said, \u201cThat turkey you\u2019re carrying under your arm.\u201d The boy looks down and said, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6020"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6021,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6020\/revisions\/6021"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}