{"id":6012,"date":"2025-04-11T13:11:04","date_gmt":"2025-04-11T12:11:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6012"},"modified":"2025-04-11T13:11:04","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T12:11:04","slug":"a-guy-walks-into-a-bar-looks-around-and-notices-an-older-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6012","title":{"rendered":"A guy walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A guy walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older man sitting at a nearby table.<\/p>\n<p>He says to the bartender, \u201cA round on me for everyone here\u2014except for that old guy over there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As the drinks are handed out, he looks over at the old man with a smug grin.<\/p>\n<p>To his surprise, the old man just nods and smiles warmly back.<\/p>\n<p>Confused, the guy orders another round for everyone\u2014again, except for the old man\u2014and this time, he insists on only the top-shelf stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Yet again, the old man smiles, even bigger than before.<\/p>\n<p>Frustrated, the guy turns to the bartender and asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s with that guy? Is he clueless or what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bartender chuckles and replies, \u201cOh no, sir. That gentleman happens to be my boss\u2026 and the owner of the bar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<p>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older man sitting at a nearby table. He says to the bartender, \u201cA round on me for everyone here\u2014except for that old guy over there.\u201d As the drinks are handed out, he looks over at the old man with a smug grin. To his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6012"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6013,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6012\/revisions\/6013"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}