A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, \u201cWhat are these, Dad?\u201d<\/p>\n
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,<\/p>\n
\u201cThose are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, I see,\u201d replied the boy pensively, \u201cI\u2019ve heard of that in health class at school.\u201d<\/p>\n
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, \u201cWhy are there 3 in this package?\u201d<\/p>\n
The dad replies, \u201cThose are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCool.\u201d says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, \u201cThen, who are these for?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThose are for college men,\u201d the dad answers. \u201cTwo for Friday, Two for Saturday, and Two for Sunday.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWOW!\u201d exclaimed the boy, \u201cThen, who uses THESE?\u201d he asks, picking up a 12-pack.<\/p>\n
With a sigh, the dad replied, \u201cThose are for married men,\u2026\u201d With a tear in his eye, he continued,\u2026 \u201cOne for January, one for February, one for March\u2026\u2026. \u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, \u201cWhat are these, Dad?\u201d To which the man matter-of-factly replies, \u201cThose are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.\u201d \u201cOh, I see,\u201d replied the boy pensively, \u201cI\u2019ve heard of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6007"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6008,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6007\/revisions\/6008"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}