{"id":6003,"date":"2025-04-10T08:54:57","date_gmt":"2025-04-10T07:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6003"},"modified":"2025-04-10T08:54:57","modified_gmt":"2025-04-10T07:54:57","slug":"the-brothel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6003","title":{"rendered":"the brothel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local brothel on the way home\u2026<\/p>\n<p>After giving them a look over the madam pulls the girls aside and says \u201cPut them each in a room with a blow up doll, they\u2019re that drunk they won\u2019t notice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After they were done and walking back home one of the men turns to the other and says \u201cI think mine was dead\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDead?\u201d the second replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, she was cold and didn\u2019t move or make a sound\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second man then goes \u201cWell I think mine was a witch\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat? Why?\u201d The first man replied<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah a witch. When i bit her ass she farted in my face and flew out the window.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local brothel on the way home\u2026 After giving them a look over the madam pulls the girls aside and says \u201cPut them each in a room with a blow up doll, they\u2019re that drunk they won\u2019t notice.\u201d After they were done and walking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6003"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6004,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6003\/revisions\/6004"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}