A trucker walked into a truck stop caf\u00e9 and gave his order.<\/p>\n
He said, \u201cI\u2019ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.\u201d<\/p>\n
The new blonde waitress, eager to do her job well but puzzled by the request, went to the kitchen and asked the cook, \u201cThere\u2019s a guy out there who just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. Does he think this is an auto parts shop?\u201d<\/p>\n
The cook chuckled and explained, \u201cNo, no. Three flat tires are three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two sunny-side-up eggs, and running boards are two slices of crispy bacon.\u201d<\/p>\n
Relieved, the waitress nodded and returned to prepare the order. But before serving it, she had an idea. She grabbed a bowl of beans and added them to the tray.<\/p>\n
When she placed the food in front of the trucker, he looked at the bowl of beans and asked, \u201cWhat are the beans for?\u201d<\/p>\n
With a bright smile, she replied, \u201cWell, I figured while you\u2019re waiting for your flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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