An elderly couple walked into a diner and ordered one burger, a side of fries, and a drink.<\/p>\n
The old man unwrapped the burger, carefully cut it in half, and placed one half in front of his wife.<\/p>\n
Then, he carefully counted the fries, splitting them into two equal piles. He took a sip of the drink, passed it to his wife, and she took a sip before setting it back between them.<\/p>\n
People at nearby tables started whispering. \u201cOh, how sweet\u2026 but also kind of sad. They must be sharing because they can\u2019t afford two meals.\u201d<\/p>\n
A kind young man walked over and said, \u201cExcuse me, I\u2019d love to buy you another meal so you both can have your own.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man smiled and shook his head. \u201cNo, thank you. We\u2019ve been sharing everything for years.\u201d<\/p>\n
But as the meal went on, the young man noticed something strange\u2014the wife hadn\u2019t eaten a single bite.<\/p>\n
Concerned, he approached again. \u201cMa\u2019am, are you sure I can\u2019t get you something to eat?\u201d<\/p>\n
She smiled and replied, \u201cOh, no, dear. We always share everything.\u201d<\/p>\n
The young man hesitated. \u201cThen\u2026 what are you waiting for?\u201d<\/p>\n
She patted his hand and said with a grin, \u201cThe teeth!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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