A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, \u201cSee that glass at the end of the bar? I bet you $100 I can pee in it from here.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender laughs and says, \u201cYou\u2019re on!\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy steps back and starts peeing\u2026 but completely misses the glass. He\u2019s spraying everywhere\u2014on the bar, on the floor, even on the bartender himself!<\/p>\n
The bartender bursts out laughing. \u201cHa! You owe me $100!\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy shrugs, walks over to a guy at the pool table, they laugh, and some cash exchanges hands.<\/p>\n
When he comes back, he hands the bartender $100.<\/p>\n
Curious, the bartender asks, \u201cWhat was that about?\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy grins, \u201cOh, I just bet that dude $1000 that I could pee all over your bar, even on you, and you\u2019d still be smiling when I was done.\u201d<\/p>\n
\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 Absolute legend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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