{"id":5982,"date":"2025-04-09T12:33:06","date_gmt":"2025-04-09T11:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5982"},"modified":"2025-04-09T12:33:06","modified_gmt":"2025-04-09T11:33:06","slug":"tommy-got","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=5982","title":{"rendered":"Tommy Got!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy got kicked out of class today.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher asked him:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf I gave you \u00a320 and you paid \u00a35 to Jane, \u00a35 to Clair &#038; \u00a35 to Katie, what would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Apparently\u2026 Three blow jobs and enough for a kebab was the wrong answer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked him: \u201cIf I gave you \u00a320 and you paid \u00a35 to Jane, \u00a35 to Clair &#038; \u00a35 to Katie, what would you have?\u201d Apparently\u2026 Three blow jobs and enough for a kebab was the wrong answer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5982"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5983,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5982\/revisions\/5983"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}