There were three men at a bar.<\/p>\n
One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail.<\/p>\n
The next day the man went before the judge.<\/p>\n
The judge asked the man, \u201cWhere do you work?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man said, \u201cHere and there.\u201d<\/p>\n
The judge asked the man, \u201cWhat do you do for a living?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man said, \u201cThis and that.\u201d<\/p>\n
The judge then said, \u201cTake him away.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man said, \u201cWait, judge when will I get out?\u201d<\/p>\n
The judge said to the man, \u201cSooner or later.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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